Device Hell

We will redirect to /dev/null on your behalf

[Insert form here]

Device Daemon appears.

"We will redirect your hatred into /dev/null immediatley

(Replacement of his soul with /dev/urandom or /dev/random on request)"

[Wants to hit enter]

"However, when a soul is cursed, 2 links are made.

Your soul will be replaced by /dev/zero

And will soon resemble /dev/full

After that you will still go into /dev/null all the same.

That's after you die of course.

The rest is up to you."

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